The Chase (Updated)

The Chase

By Jack B

*NERRRRRMMMMMMM* “MERICA!” says an insane taxi driver in his shiny yellow taxi (Which is going to be very dirty soon) as he smashes down a gate that says ‘Private Property, KEEP OUT’. He zooms past the house of the owners of the private property and throw some sticky bombs around their house. As soon as the owners (Jeff and Meridia) see this, they both lunge at their phones and call 911 straight away. “There is a CRAZY taxi driver that has just trespassed on our land!” says Jeff. “Yeah! He smashed our gate right down!” says Meridia. “He is SOOOOO close to falling off the edge of the cliff!” says Jeff. “So get some peasants down here immediately and stop him!” says Meridia. While they are complaining about the taxi driver (Named Daniel). Daniel himself is complaining that the dirt roads that he is driving on are too windy. Since he has no one to complain to, he complains to himself. Which is really hard when you are drifting like a boss and saying “ ‘MERICA!” every couple minutes. So he decides to stop arguing with himself and keep saying “ ‘MERICA!” every couple minutes. Jeff and Meridia are still shouting at the 911 operator. That poor, poor 911 operator, getting yelled at by the two richest people in town. Who, by the way, are LOUD. Very LOUD. Like megaphone LOUD. Like HUGE megaphone LOUD. Infact if they yelled into a megaphone, it would ear piercing loud. Then dogs from all over the world will be running around like a cat chasing a mouse, because of the scream of Jeff and Meridia. Finally, the police find Daniel, who is now doing donuts, while throwing donuts out the window. This is officially called: ‘UBER Donuts’. This is good strategy by Daniel, because the cops are currently diving out of their windows, for those delicious donuts. At that moment though, it starts raining like cats and dogs. So the cops get wet, along with their donuts. This makes the cops sad, they didn't even take a bite. Their sadness turns into anger, which for some reason is directed towards Daniel. So they pull out their glocks out of their popo cars and start firing at Daniel. From ‘MERICA every couple minutes to screaming every two second's like a little 5 year old girl. Which if you don’t know what that sounds like, imagine this sound. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Yeah, that sound. Anyway, back to Jeff and Meridia. They are still yelling like crazy. I think that the 911 operator on the other end is either deaf, blind (Don’t question why), or half dead. I am guessing all three. “I QUIT!” Says the deaf blind and half dead now ex-911 operator. Jeff slams down the phone, and it was an IPhone 8 SS+. So it went down to the ground and smashed into a million pieces. Jeff then grabs his Ak-47, goes outside and shouts “MY NAME IS JEFF!” in a terminator voice while shooting at Daniel’s car. Daniel is panicking now, because he has a tiny engine, drift tires and a HUGE fuel tank. If you're smart you know this isn’t good for Daniel. So he grabs his RPG Launcher, dives out of his car window and shoots at Jeff, who shoots a bullet at Daniel’s fuel tank, then throws his Ak-47 at the RPG missile matrix style and dives out of the way. Daniel also dives out of the way because of the exploding fuel tank. If I have not created a image in your mind yet, sit (Or stand if you are a weirdo) there for a minute, and imagine that scene in your head. You will now realise when you are reading this is the fact that I just created a scene that every action movie director wants in his/her movie. After everything explodes and the SWAT comes in for backup and Jeff and Daniel stands up. They both say at the same time, “Stand Off”. WARNING: Stand Off in 3… 2… 3… 2… 1… 2… 1… STANDOFF! Jeff shouts “MY NAME IS JEFF” with a terminator voice non stop and Daniel shouts “ ‘MERICA” non stop too. “MY NAME IS JEFF”, “ ‘MERICA”, “MY NAME IS JEFF”, “ ‘MERICA”, “MY NAME IS JEFF”, “ ‘MERICA”. It goes on, and on, and on, and on. *FLASHBACK* We are now 3 hours before this happened. At this moment, Daniel got fired, from his taxi job. Daniel had been in the taxi business for 20 years, since he was 10 (Again, don’t question how/why). You are probably still wondering why he did what he just did though. It is because of Jeff. He was the one who fired him, he was the one that kicked him out of his job that he had been in for 20 years. From starting at the bottom of the taxi service, then to the top, and now not even in the taxi service. If this hasn’t explained the story yet, Daniel smashed down Jeff’s gate, did some donuts, and tried to kill Jeff. It was because, of Jeff, bribing the top top person (One above Daniel) of the taxi service, to fire Daniel. Back to the main event. “My name is Jeff!” “ ‘MERICA!” “My name is Jeff!” “ ‘MERICA!” “My name is Jeff!” “ ‘MERICA!” “My name is Jeff!” “ ‘MERICA!” Jeff and Daniel are now panting SO quickly they are like a steam train puffing at 30X speed (Well, probably not that fast. But you know what I mean). Meridia now comes in on a ATV and shoots Daniel with a pistol, who then falls to the ground screaming. Jeff then stands over Daniel, with an extra GOLD AK-47 in his hands, aimed at Daniel. “It is over Daniel, so is your career. FOR EVER”. “Jeff, you kicked me of my job that I had been in for 20 years. Now I am going to do something way worse to you.” Daniel then pulls out a sticky bomb and a detonator, throw the bomb at Jeff and says: “Say hello, to your little grave”. Daniel presses to button on the detonator. *BOOM!* Jeff’s house (From the sticky bombs earlier), along with Jeff himself, explode into a million pieces. “What about Daniel?” You say to yourself. Well, he is fine. When he grabbed his RPG, he also grabbed his invisible force field. Protecting him from this explosion. You are probably also wondering why he didn’t use it when Jeff shot his fuel tank. Because the shield was a one time use. Now, Daniel looks at Meridia. Who is staring at the blood stain where Jeff used to be. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HUSBAND!” Screams Meridia. Daniel then proceeds to take out a revolver from his brown coat pocket. Then shoots Meridia right between the eyes. The police then turn up and says to Daniel “Hands up!” Daniel then says “Ok! Arrest me for animal cruelty all you want!” As soon as Daniel says this, the police shoot him in the shoulder. The big “Policeman” grabs his own face, and rips it off. Revealing the person who fired Daniel, She is Jeff’s sister, Jefferina. Who now has a gun pointed at Daniel’s head. “Jefferina, you’re next.” Says “Daniel”. The reason I put the quote marks is after “Daniel” says you’re next, he disappears from sight. Before Daniel got shot, he created a hologram and made himself invisible so he could sneak away. In the words of the terminator, Daniel said “I’ll be back”. (End of Writing Sample) Chapter 2 *NRROOOMMM* Here we are, again. Back at Jeff’s cliffside mansion, which is still blown to pieces from the last time Daniel payed a little visit to him. But only this time, with police tape around it. Daniel once again smashes down the rebuilt gate that leads into the plot of land. The cops hear him coming and they all start to open fire. Luckily for Daniel though, the bullets can’t penetrate the bullet proof metal and glass of Daniel’s new, and improved. (Clears Voice) LAMBORGHINI TAXI! Sure, Daniel isn’t in the job anymore, but he likes the look of the car when it is painted like a taxi. Daniel handbrake turns into a couple police officers, therefore, flinging them into the air. Then, with a massive thud, they all smash into the ground again. But, one poor innocent soul landed on his neck, supposably snapping it into pieces. So instead of being an innocent soul, he is now an innocent soul with a broken neck, snapped neck, and anything else you can do to your neck. “NOOOO!!! NOT PAUL, HE WAS ONLY ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT!!! HE HAS KIDS! AND GLASSES! HOW COULD YOU HURT A GUY WITH GLASSES” Sobs an angry old looking mad. So mad that he takes off his vest revealing a lot of explosives. Two thoughts go through Daniel’s head. One: That the old looking cop was going to charge at him and try and shoot him. Two: That the old looking cop was going to grab all the explosives off his vest and throw them at Daniel. Surprisingly, he did both. He charged at him, threw some explosives, then dived at the car with a gun, tried to shoot Daniel, and then explodes the explosives, killing himself. Daniel is not even grazed. The car is bullet proof, as you know. But is also explosion proof. “Have fun in your interview with Jesus!” Daniel says as he runs over the tiny little remains of the cop. Smearing blood everywhere. Daniel drives into an new abandoned warehouse (Don’t question why it is new and is already abandoned), parks his car, then proceeds to get out of his car with a MK11 in hand. “Jefferina, I know you're here! Come out with your hands up!” “Oh come on Daniel, you know that isn’t going to happen.” *BANG* *BANG* Jefferina shoots Daniel in the leg and arm. Daniel screams vigorously in pain. “You killed my brother and sister in law. Now you will suffer the same fate”, Jefferina brings her revolver up too Daniel’s forehead. But before she can pull the trigger, Daniel sweeps Jefferina off her feet with his one good leg. She goes down like a sack of potatoes, and whacks into the floor, knocking her out. Then Daniel stands up on one foot and picks up the revolver, aims it at Jefferina. “Say Hello, to my little friend!” Says Daniel But suddenly, the lights went out, and Daniel was smashed across the face with a hard metal object. Then a after an eternity, the lights come back on. But with Daniel dangling over a pot of bright green acid. “Well, that didn’t go as planned did it Jefferina?”, said a mysterious voice. Daniel proceeded to look up. *GASP* “JEFF?! I KILLED YOU IN THE EXPLOSIONS! HOW?” “I am not Jeff, he was a puny little human, I am simply a robotic copy of Jeff. I like to be known as… THE JEFFERNATOR”. Now Daniel was scared, he had to try and kill a rich person, but not only that, a rich person with robotic enhancements and a sister that is a hitman that also has robotic enhancements. That is just great... “Well, how was your day?” Daniel says casually. “Nice try, but it is too late now, soon, you will just be mush. Anyway, gotta go. Jefferina if you take care if this kind gentleman while I go clean the blood off my shirt”. Jefferina started to lower me down into the acid, I started to wiggle, trying to escape. But he couldn’t. It was too late for Daniel, accept… It wasn’t. Daniel had one more trick up his sleeve that Jefferina would never see coming. 5 mins earlier *NEEEEEERRRRRMMMMMMMM* And here comes Daniel’s son, Daniel II. With a RPG, an AK-47 and a Five-Seven Pistol in hand, coming to save his father. Daniel told Daniel II that he put on a GPS tracker, so if and when he gets kidnapped, so Daniel II could find him. Anyway, Daniel II came up to an abandoned warehouse and looked at the GPS tracker in his hand. “This is the one.”, Daniel II mutters to himself. He whips out his AK-47 and puts the Five-Seven in an easy to position to grab. As he approaches the warehouse, his heart pumps in his chest, but he has to do this. For his Dad. He is now right outside the door, he puts his ear up too it. It sounds like a terminator is talking, so he decides to go back to the car to grab his RPG. Once he goes back to the door, he readies himself. *SMASH* Daniel II kicks the door down and aims at the terminator, fires, throws the RPG down, grabs his AK-47 shoots the girl about to lower Daniel into the acid. Fyi, he did this all in about 5 seconds. But Daniel is still being lowered into the acid, so Daniel II does flips over because, why not. He grabs a knife and cuts the rope, and catches his Dad when he starts falling. Daniel gets placed on his feet by his son, and all is good… Or is it? Out of the ashes of explosions comes, the Jeffernator. Now with no skin on his robotic body, and with a MINIGUN in hand. This scares both Daniels, so Daniel II hands his dad a Five-Seven and reloads his AK-47. They both start firing at the Jeffernator, but all the bullets deflect off of the metal skin of him. The minigun starts turning. Both Daniels dive for cover, but it was too late for Daniel, he gets shot in the hip, shattering the bones inside, but also tearing his right kidney up. Daniel screams in pain, his son looks down in horror. His dad has a massive hole in the side of his hip, “NOOOOOOO!”, shouts Daniel II. He then grabs a grenade and throws it at the Jeffernator. But, it still has no effect, accept it just angers the Jeffernator more, plus he now has a massive piece of shrapnel in his eye. The Jeffernator is still spraying his minigun (Yes I know, miniguns don’t have infinite ammo, shut up, this is my story) while Daniel II is trying to patch up his father. “Son, hand me a grenade”, Daniel says. Daniel II does what he is told and hands his dad a grenade. “Now run, run as fast as you can”. Daniel then pulls the pin of the grenade, a tear wells up in Daniel II eye, but he runs, as fast as he could to his car, and drove as far away as he could. *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM* An almost nuclear explosion levels the abandoned warehouse, kills Daniel, along with the Jeffernator. Daniel II now spins his car round and stops it, leaps out of his car and looks at where the warehouse used to be, and also where his Dad’s death place is. Chapter 3 *NEEEERRRRRRMMMMMMM* Now, Daniel II is in a plane, headed to the place his dad died 100 years later from the day the almost nuclear grenade explosion (Daniel II hasn't died yet because the invented a thing that makes you live for however long you want). So, for the third time, we are back at Jeff’s private property, or now the Midnight Bowling Alley. Daniel II bails from the plane, leaving it to fly over the Bowling Alley and off the cliff. Daniel II didn’t care, he was a trillionaire, he made the phone company: Orange, which make the OPhones (Which overtook the Phone Company, Apple, in the year 2057). Daniel II then pulled a parachute and glided safely to the ground. He had a gold AK-47 in hand, and the exact Five-Seven pistol that his dad in his hand when he pulled the pin of the grenade that Daniel II gave him. Daniel II placed the gold AK-47 and the Five-Seven on Daniel's gravestone. No-one knew Daniel was dead, everyone thought he fled to Mexico or something, on the gravestone that Daniel II placed the guns on, had the name of Jeff on it. Not even Daniel’s wife, Danielrella (Who was also a Badass), knew that Daniel was dead. It was only Daniel II that knew, but in a couple minutes, his mum would know, and in a couple hours, the whole world would know. A Couple hours later… “You sure about this son?”, said Danielrella. “Yes mum, I am always sure about things, so trust me.” Replies Daniel. “Ok, if you say so”. Daniel and Danielrella start walking with guns all around their bodies, Daniel also had a laptop. They started moving off the rooftop that they were sitting on, over to a set of lights that were part of a concert that was hosted by Jeff’s son: Jeff II. Everyone there was celebrating the 100th anniversary of Daniel’s death. He and his mum, are about to assassinate Jeff II, and anyone else that is related to Jeff II. Daniel II knew that his grandparents would be there (Jeff’s Parents), but that’s all he knew. For all he knows, there could be a Jeffernator II. The plan was for Daniel II to charge in and Danielrella to snipe. “Three,” Daniel II started counting, “Two,” Follow Danielrella, “One,” “Go!” They both say at the same time. Daniel II starts to charge in as Danielrella starts picking off all of Jeffs. Daniel II lobs a grenade into a massive group of Jeffs *BOOOM* To be continued... By Jack “Slippery Ya Boi” Buttar. =O