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Thursday 23 March 2017

Why Lightning Strikes People (Not Real)

One day, a little greek god Zeus was born. When he was young he used to look down onto all the mortals, when he did he would see them do some annoying things. Like picking there nose and accidentally breaking something. He was only a baby when he saw the mortals doing this, and didn’t know that the mortals were clumsier and dumber than they were. When the mortals did do these annoying things, he would strike them with lightning. Most survived his lightning strikes, others didn’t. One day when it was his 10th birthday, he got taught by his parents that they were superior to the mortals, and that they will not be as perfect as they were. But still wasn’t told to strike them with lightning. However, one day his father Cronus, saw him strike him one of the mortals, and Zeus got locked in a room for 5 years.

When Zeus came back out, he forgot why he got locked in a room. So he still keeped striking mortals with lightning. But one afternoon he struck a “mortal” with lightning. But it turned out to be a evil god in disguise Hadyis, that when he got struck with one of the God’s powers, he would gain that ability. None of the mortals or gods knew about this Evil God. This god still lives to this day under the cover of the clouds, striking us people with lightning. He does not care about us mortals, he only cares about power. When he gets that power when he strikes a human, that builds up strength in his body. So when Zeus returns, he will be able to kill him, and become the King of the world!  

Wednesday 15 March 2017

This is What You Came For Lyrics (Similes and Metaphors Remix)

To the tune of This is What You Came For.

Baby this is what you came for, to use similes and metaphors. Similes are sentences that use as, like and than, and Everybody's using them, and they are


Similes, similes, similes, similes, similes, similes


And


metaphors, metaphors, metaphors, metaphors, metaphors,


Are words that people are not, like fireworks, obsidian, titanium, flowers, chocolate milk, and banana swirl


Oohh oohh


Similes are words that use as, like and than, like you were as strong as obsidian or as diverse as an amphibian
Oohh oohh

Baby we hope you learned how to use similes and metaphors.

Tuesday 14 March 2017

The World of Craft

I wake up, on the ground. My head is throbbing, it feels like I have been hit with a boulder. I get up “Ouffff!” I mutter as I get knocked back by this, huge moving blob of sludge. I pick myself up and run, it hurts but I keep on running. Tears start running down my eyes, tears of pain. Then I see another huge blob of sludge in front of me, and another from the left, and now the right! . I’ve been cornered, I look around for something, and then I see a sword. It’s in a bad condition, but it will have to do. I run to it and quickly pick it up, turn around in time to see 1 of the 4 sludges and cut it in half. It turns into 2 smaller sludges. I cut those two in half, and see these coins inside the dead sludge monster. I pick them up, the gel too. I then remember I have no time to think, only time to run. Then an arrow comes flying out of nowhere hit a sludge monster, it then goes on fire melting down into gel and coins. I pick those up and see that the other two slime were dead, I rush over to pick up their items too. I them hear: “Hello stranger.” says the man. “My name is Rick, some people call me the guide.” says Rick, “What’s your name.” he continues. “My name is, well, I don’t know” I say. “Just as I feared.”, “Every 1000 years a new person comes, from where? I don’t know, but with that person come a guide. To help him survive. Here take this axe and pickaxe.” Says Rick, not to sure on what he is saying. Like he is being told this as he was saying it. “Thank You” I say as I take the axe and pickaxe. I then question “What were those things?”, “Slimes, squishy, but deadly. They drop coins and gel I saw you picked those up.” He answers me. “But why do they drop coins?” I question him again. “Everything that can hurt you drops coins, the sacreds drop more, they drop their own items and banners, come on let's go to my house.” He says, and we start walking to wherever his house is.


“So this is where you live?” I ask, “Yes this is where I live, a stupid little house. But this is where I was put.” Rick Replies sadly. “Well I see some trees I think I will expand it.” I say hoping to cheer him up. “I think I will want another room instead.” Rick says happily. Then I go and approach the tree, I pull out my axe and take one swing at it. The tool makes contact with the chunky substance. I repeat until the tree falls down, into little pieces. I pick up the wood and go to another tree and cut that one down too, by now I have 50 little pieces of timber. But then I see a slime. I throw my sword and cut it in half, then stomp on the remaining smaller blobs. I pick up the gel and coins, and go for several more trees.


By the time I finish it’s night. I remember what the guide said sprint back to Rick’s Home. “I am ba…”, I see him in his chair asleep and decide to leave him alone. I think how to make some walls, then I make a workbench but it down and then with my sword, start cutting the pieces of wood into little pieces I call “walls”. I then go outside and build an extension to the house and make it into a 2 room house. I then make 2 doors and put them either side of the room so we can get in and out. Now I think of what I can put inside this room. I look around in the house previously built by the guide, I see a chair and a table. So I put a chair and a table in the new room. Then I hear something that makes me shiver, a human scream. As i’m sprinting outside I draw my sword, ready for anything. I see a bearded individual getting chase by a… “Help me, I am getting chased by a ZOMBIE!” The individual says as he throws a knife at the zombie. I react quickly and throw my sword at the undead walker, and start sprinting at the brainless bozo, and then I swiftly jump, and kick his head clean of his neck. The beast falls to the ground. Coins appear out of nowhere, I grab my sword and the coins. Then something makes me grab my sword, and cut out a chunk of his decaying flesh and put it in my rucksack that I found on the way back from cutting down the trees. “Thank you stranger.” The facial haired man says. “I came looking for a home. Any person will come to your little foundation, as long as you have a empty room. I am the first person to come, accept from your guide.”. I tell him he can come in and settle down. I feel so tired I fell to the ground the second I got the merchant settled (He told me his name when I was showing him where his room is). I wake up on the floor and see the guide and the merchant talking, I decide to leave them. I walk out the door and grab my pick, a thought rushes into my mind saying “Get some armor”. I then discover that the guide said that. “Ok, I will bring back some ore.” I reply, knowing that there is metal ores in the ground. As I head of the find a cave I think, ‘How can I get out of this world?’.

About one and a half hours later I find a cave instantly finding some darkish, shiny ore. I can only think to mine it and pick it up, I think that iron. Starting to head down the cave I hear a moaning noise. A zombie, I think in a nano second. I unsheathe my sword and ready up. As I turn the corner I lift my arm and spot the zombie. ZING! I open my eyes and see a sword through a zombie’s head. Suddenly I hear someone say: “Hello”. I whip around to face a skeleton with a hat and some robes. “Hi”, I reply.   


CAMP Recall

It was like a pool in the yacht, a freezing, cold pool. Clay was at the front acting as a counterweight so we wouldn’t tip the boat. We were currently listening to James (The instructor), tell us how to unflip our yacht if we did flip it, but, we had to flip it first. Which to me, would be the last thing on our minds. He did say it was optional, though. But obviously Clay wanted to do it. So with a sigh, we attempted to tip the boat. After several tries we finally tipped it, but I was to slow to get onto the bottom of the boat when it tipped. So I ended up in the water, the freezing, cold water

To tip it back over, we had to stand on the centreboard (which is in the centre hence the name) and used our weight to tip it back over. So we did, surprisingly with ease. So after we did I was like “OMG I am like, so not doing that again”. Then Clay was like “OMG why? That was like, the best thing ever! ”. I was annoyed, why did he want to do that again? “No, I am totally not doing that again” Then he be like: “Yes you are!”, “No I am not!”, “Yes you are!”, “No, I am NOT!”, “Yes. You are!”, “NO. I AM NOT!”, “Yes. You. ARE!”. I gave up, and said “Fine”.

So we try another several times, and tip it. Thank god I got onto the bottom of the boat before it flipped, so I didn’t go under the water, like last time. Of course there was a problem though. The centerboard had came out. (Recap: The centreboard is the thing in the middle of the boat that helps us un flipped the boat. It was used for something else, but I am to lazy to remember). So we had to get James over to our yacht so he could have a look at it. After he did, I had to get back into the stupid water! At this point, my teeth were chattering. Very, very, quickly. He towed us back into shore and we had lunch.

THE END(Probably)

That was Summer

That Was Summer



Remember the time we came home from the last day of school? That was Summer.
Remember the time when we went to meet up with our cousins that we haven’t seen for a while? That was Summer.

Remember the time on Christmas Morning when we opened up the presents next to the tree? That was summer.
Remember the time when we cracked the christmas crackers with our family? That was summer.

Remember that time when we went to our friends house on New Year's Eve? That was summer.
Remember that time when we went out on the double seated biscuit only to flip it over? That was summer.

Remember the time when went out to the pub to play pool and went sightseeing on our cousin’s last day? That was summer.
Remember the time we unboxed my new Gaming Computer and set it up? That was summer.

Remember the time when we time when we went out to Lake Hayes to camp there? That was summer.
Remember the time when we talked to each other over skype? That was summer.

Remember that time we jumped into the backyard pool and made whirlpools? That was summer.
Remember that time we went go karting multiple times with Dylan and Blake? That was summer.

Remember that time when we hit each other with water bombs to cool each other down? That was summer.
Remember that dreaded time when we went back to school? That was summer.

The Carnivorous Caterpillar

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